I just need a really long and touchy make out session that leads to sex followed by a long nap together.
To be a great dirty talker, you have to first be a great dirty listener.
— John DeVore (via armylovestrong)
*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
A white man is promoted: He does good work, he deserved it.
A white woman is promoted: Whose dick did she suck?
A man of color is promoted: Oh, great, I guess we have to “fill quotas” now.
A woman of color is promoted: j/k. That never happens.